HoT #57

This week's theme/prompt is:

TAILS: How would you change where you live?

Well, first I would have to get some of this...





And then I would definately need one of these. I have to take all my junk with me, don't I?

What??? That's not what it meant?

OK, OK. Don't get your panties in a wad.

If I were changing my home/house I would make it bigger. (not a lot bigger because then I would have to clean way more and we all know that wouldn't be pretty) And it would have a closet in every room, because I need closets to hide all my junk and make people believe the house is really clean. And it would have a huge, fenced in, level yard where the kids could play. And it would have a secret tunnel that led to a tropical paradise that only I knew about :)

If I were changing the neighborhood/city, etc. I wouldn't change much. I would make it closer to a bigger city. And I would have more area sponsored activities to occupy the kids.

...ok this is starting to sound like a Miss America answer :)
"and everywhere, like, such as..."